Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies 1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of Fr...View the article
There’s a moral here – somewhere!
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, bu...View the article
During the summer last year I went fishing with a mate. We had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single fish between us! On our way home we stop...View the article
And then the fight started…..
Ever been confused as to why fights start in marriages ? I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. R...View the article
A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene,” said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a rive...View the article
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around, does he become disoriented? 2. People from Poland are Poles. Why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as mu...View the article
Getting Old – It’s gonna happen to us all one day!
I was in the pub the other day and while supping my pint of beer I over heard 3 elderly gentlemen sitting at the next table talking about getting old and the problems it can cause. As I listened in I ...View the article
What My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You’d b...View the article
Why don’t I ever learn?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband! When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t work, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it...View the article
The Magic Bank!
Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit £86,400.00 in your private account for your use. However, this prize has rules, just as any game has ce...View the article