And then the fight started…..

Ever been confused as to why fights start in marriages ?
I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time.’ she said.
So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’
And that’s when the fight started….
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 6.4 seconds.’
I bought her some scales.
And then the fight started…
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
‘I’ll have the rump steak, medium rare, please.’
She said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And then the fight started…
The wife was looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s absolutely perfect.’
And then the fight started…..
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…..

Have a great Christmas and see ya in the New Year!

Russ

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