Gone Fishing

During the summer last year I went fishing with a mate.

We had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single fish between us!

On our way home we stopped at the fishmongers and ordered some rainbow trout My pal said to the fishmonger “Pick out four large fish and then throw them at me, will you?”

“Why do you want me to throw them at you?” asked the salesman, my pal replied “So that I can tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them!”

The salesman smiled and said “Okay, but I suggest you take the salmon” “Why’s that” my pal asked

“Because your wife came in earlier today and said if you did pop in, to tell you to take the salmon home as that’s what she’d like for dinner tonight” said the salesman with an even bigger grin on his face

I was rolling around in laughter by this stage!

Happy New Year everyone, lets hope 2016 brings you only good things

See ya

Russ

 

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