Getting Old – It’s gonna happen to us all one day!
I was in the pub the other day and while supping my pint of beer I over heard 3 elderly gentlemen sitting at the next table talking about getting old and the problems it can cause. As I listened in I heard them say……
The first old man said, “I’m 70 years old and I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”
The next old man said, “I’m 80 years old and I’m worse than that. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.”
The last guy who had been listening to them looked at them and said, “Well I’m 90 years old. At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.”
“So what’s your problem?” asked the others.
“I don’t wake up until nine!”
It’s gonna happen to us all one day!
On that happy note I’ll see ya again soon, 😆