A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.
“This is the scene,” said the teacher.
“A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”
A little girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?
“Mr Edwards, I have reviewed your petition very carefully,” the divorce court Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife £600 a week,”
“That’s very fair, your honour,” the husband said, “and every now and then I’ll try to send her a few quid myself.”
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman
Well it’s all logical 🙂